So yeah, another student in the US of A decided to try to blow up his school with 20 pounds of ammonium nitrate, planning to commit suicide in the explosion, go to heaven, and KILL JESUS.
LOL. Seriously. Full article here.
Well, first of all, how the hell is he going to heaven after blowing up an entire school worth of students? Fail.
Secondly, KILL Jesus. Last I checked, HE ALREADY DIED. Maybe he's like, I don't know, a couple thousand years late? Fail.
Thirdly, how in the world do you intend to, uh, kill a spirit anyway? Use a Ghostbusters gun? Fail.
Last of all, what exactly would happen should he succeed? Let's see... Jesus dies, then because he's JESUS AND ALL, he'd go to Heaven upon death. So... he ends up back in Heaven again ANYWAY. Fail.
Oh, did I mention he didn't even manage to get his plan in action? He got caught when his parents notified the police when they received his mail order of ammonium nitrate.
Epic Fail.
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