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More news to make you think about the world you live in, simply because.

You know we're in a recession when Russians cut back on Vodka. The amazing thing is they're not sober - they're just guzzling down cheaper alternatives like, oh, say, perfume.

Then again, the US asking Gulf states for 300 billion bucks should have clued you in already. Let's see... US. Gulf. $300 billion favour. Nope, don't think that's gonna happen.

Pirates (the ship hijacking kind) now come with their own maaaaarrrrrrrketing depaaaarrrrrrrtment. "What we want for this ship is only $25 million, because we always charge according to the quality of the ship and the value of the product."

Female juror asked her friends on Facebook if the defendants were guilty. People need to learn to think before they do anything. Isn't that why we have brains?

Teens get involved with a fatal accident, then proceed to order McDonald's takeaway as elderly lady fights for her life. Because you know, f*ck the two old people they crashed into cause they need their cheeseburgers. Welcome to the future of humanity, where there's no future and no humanity.