Right...

This just in from news.com.au and telegraph.co.uk. Thankfully these statistics only apply to British women. From a survey of 2000 women:

- 1 in 4 young women have slept with more than 10 people, compared with 1 in 5 men who had done the same.

So much for men being the sexual predators...

- Half of those questioned admitted they had been unfaithful, whereas only a quarter said they had been cheated on by a boyfriend. Half of the unfaithful women are repeat offenders.

Okay, this is iffy because some might have been cheated on by their boyfriend without knowing, but even disregarding that, 1 in 2 girls have cheated on their boyfriends, and 1 in 4 cheat repeatedly.

- And yet, 99% of women would dump a man who cheated on them.

WTF IS THIS????? HYPOCRISY!!!!!!!!

- Just 1 per cent of young women said they would want to get married before having sex, with the majority losing their virginity at 16.

lolwtf 16. 'nuff said.

- More than half said they were not in love with their first partner, and only 1 in 3 believe it is important to be in love with someone before going to bed with them.

To someone they don't even love too. Wait, what was that about men only wanting sex and not love again? I can't really hear you through all this debauchery.

- 7 out of 10 said they had had a one-night stand, with a fifth admitting to having had more than five casual encounters.

Well, no male statistical counterpart to compare with here, but there's a 70% chance your woman will sleep with a man she's only known for a few hours.

- 60 per cent said they would be prepared to do a "kiss-and-tell", and would sell their account of a one-night-stand with a famous person for £20,000.

Can this be considered a form of prostitution?

- 4 out of 10 said they would marry for money or sleep with their boss if it meant they would get promoted, while a quarter would have an affair with a married man.

Hot damn, morality and self respect just went flying out of the window. If you think this takes the cake, wait till you see the last finding...

- However the respondents still claimed they are not having as much sex as they would like, with 13 per cent claiming their love life is "disappointing" and a further 10 per cent calling it "non-existent". According to the survey, the average young woman has sex 3 times a week but would prefer to do it 5 times.

These are the same people who accuse men of thinking about sex all the time while acting all high and mighty and pure. Like I've been trying to tell everyone since forever... GIRLS ARE HORNIER THAN GUYS but noooooooo, no one believes me.

If this trend spreads over to Asian countries I think I'm not gonna be getting married ever.

2 comments:

brandonheato said...

u can try looking for that 1%...

i've given up already lol

ckoo said...

as long as it isn't 0% i'm not giving up... hahaha