BNN Special Report!

Dubai, land of opulence, decided to refrigerate an entire beach.

W. T. F.

Come on, people. There's a limit to how extravagant and wasteful people should be, and this is waaaaay over the limit. Even if you have the money to, it's still wrong, man.

In other news, an Aussie gambler blew $909 million (AUD 1.4 billion) at... ... CROWN CASINO! Best part of this is, he's suing the casino. Hey, here's a tip: how about exercising a little bit of self control next time? Seriously, some people don't deserve the kind of money they're earning.

Gee, if I had 909 million, I'd probably take 900 million out and make 900 families REALLY fucking happy. But first they'll have to prove to me that they're of decent enough character to deserve getting a free rescue from the terrors of the rat race. And a promise that they will do the same if they ever find themselves with too much money too.