HOLY CRAP IT'S A REAL PRODUCT

Excerpts from www.smellmeand.com:

VULVA Original - The New Irresistible Vaginal Scent

"After many years of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with a long lasting effect."

Please hold while I go off and bottle up some ballsweat and make the manly man version.

HUGO Balls - The New Fragrance From Men

"After many years of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the essence of fresh sweat trickling down a man's ballsack, dripping rhythmically off strands of hair like a light, mid-day shower."